Gamern't 

Gamern't - The joining of the two words "Gamer" and "not". It's used to describe someone who is not good at games.

Person 1: Broooo you're so bad at this game
Gamern't: No I swear I'm really good!
Person 1: You're such a Gamern't.

Gamern't by Gamern't May 19, 2021

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many 

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Gamer Time 

All women in a 50 meter raidus are pushed by an unknown force away from all gamers so they can focus on game time, and not have to deal with the troubles of women. (Requires 5 men of true gamer status to chant "Gamer Time" simultaneously while together to activate Gamer Time. Can only be used once per week for in real life game balance.)

Group of 5 Men: "GAMER TIME!"

Women: *suddenly pushed away and flung in every direction*

Gamer 1: "Turn on the consoles, it's Gamer Time."

Gamer Time by JayNR November 15, 2018

Gamers Tourettes 

An event where a normally non-aggressive person curses and yells for no apparent reason when playing a video game.

IE. Playing COD
"Mother F&#*( I shot him!!!" - M. Mauter
"Where the F&^* did he come from" - M. Mauter

"Why is he yelling at the game like that?"
"Ooh he just has a bad case of Gamers Tourettes"

Gamers Tourettes by NeoWulf April 9, 2009

gamer tourette's 

The syndrome that causes you to outlet a stream of obscenities
every time you get Pwn'd.

*Fragdor killed you*
AWWWWWW HORSE SH**!!!!!!
WHAT THE FU**!!!
Sorry guys, my gamer tourette's is acting up.

gamer tourette's by okugisama February 26, 2008

gamer tan 

A complexion of the skin where one is not actually tanned, but instead pale, ostensibly from spending all their time indoors playing video games or working on a computer, and not spending any time out in the sunlight. Also known as a "geek tan".

Megan's spent so much time building that computer, she's worked up a really nice gamer tan.

gamer tan by Lil' Connor August 30, 2005

EPIC GAMER TOOL 

The one and only pickaxe that is more epic than the word epic itself. More epic than ever.

For example...
Oh my god. It’s an...
EPIC GAMER TOOL.

EPIC GAMER TOOL by spotlight ah September 13, 2019