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A Gahana is usually mistaken for an ostrich. When seen, the ostriches can get spooked, and lose control. Often times, their wings flap, teeth grin, snout scrunches, and eyes cross. The best thing to do is not to meet their eyes, but back away slowly. Gahanas are in the most violent mood when they are hungry. One way, to calm a Gahana is to stroke their earlobes. Gahanas can be great pets, maids, and can prove great comedians. Ostriches and Gahanas are amazing creatures.
I saw a girl with thick brown hair and a goofy but bubbly smile. Then she growled and I knew for sure that she was a Gahana
Gahana by Defnotsomeoneuknow July 3, 2019
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Country in West Africa,Where You will find the most gorgeous ,intelligent ,sexy,hardworking concerntration of dark skinned beauties .This country has the most amazing women on earth.Hidden and protected ,raised as intelligent ,sexy genuine women.Only the righteous know about these precious gems!
Hi Mom,I met a beauty yesterday
Mom : Really ,please tell me she is from Ghana?
Me: Wow mom ,How did you know,she is just spectacular ,amazing !
Mom: Thats So great ,i know You Just met her,but please do what u have to do to keep her,i want my grandkids from her.Do what it takes.Wooo her,finesse her.
Me: ok mom

Mom:boi I ain't playing with you,I've sat through all your rachets,You better not blow this!
Me :k mom

Mom:I'm dead serious ....
Me :k mom I'll talk to you later..love yuh
Mom:hello ,hello,hello
Ghana by Natural Mystic Flow December 9, 2016
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Dave Gahan

A sexy white man who has tattoos that sings for Depeche Mode
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Mostly known as Dave Gahan, lead singer and co-songwriter of Depeche Mode (or DM), one of the greatest bands ever.

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David Gahan is also known as Dave Gahan, but I personally love the name David the most. But a David by any other name is still Dave Gahan.
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Ghana Maybe Time (GMT) 

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Where the heck is my driver. I told him to be here by 9am to get to the airport on time. He must be working on Ghana Maybe Time (GMT).
Ghana Maybe Time (GMT) by kofij September 12, 2010
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