Gaffneyed 

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

Gaffneyed by CBFFL February 12, 2010

Olivia Gaffney 

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.

"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"

Olivia Gaffney by ilovewill101 May 28, 2018

Gaffney

A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!

Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......

Gaffney by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013

Gaffney

The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.

All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen

Gaffney by Lord_Nikolaus June 18, 2021

Gaffneying 

Verb: the action of throwing out all your boyfriend or girlfriend's shit when you break up.

"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."

"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"

Gaffneying by GossipyBitch October 24, 2011

lochlan gaffney 

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

lochlan gaffney by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

Luke Gaffney 

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.

1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.

Luke Gaffney by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007