Gaffneyd
Being Gaffneyd is being contacted by Dean Gaffney who is prolific on the dating apps. A man who uses his "fame" to get dates. A man who isn't fussy, so if you haven't been Gaffneyd yet, there is still time!
You've been Gaffneyd!
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Olivia Gaffney
The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
Olivia Gaffney by ilovewill101 May 28, 2018
Gaffneyed
When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.
(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
Gaffney
A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D
Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane
Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
Gaffney by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013
Gaffney
Gaffney by Lord_Nikolaus June 18, 2021
Gaffneying
"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."
"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"
"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"
Gaffneying by GossipyBitch October 24, 2011
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