gartner
gartner by Jill heath August 21, 2006
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Gartner
Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.
Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.
Person 2: No it can't be.
1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.
*Jimmy turns around*
2: No that's Gartner!!
*Both run away*
Person 2: No it can't be.
1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.
*Jimmy turns around*
2: No that's Gartner!!
*Both run away*
Gartner by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019
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Hot Gartner
After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.
Hot Gartner by Jnutz24 May 16, 2010
Wolfgang Gartner
DJ & complextro producer from California. Has a very interesting personality & is very friendly person.
Wolfgang Gartner by Matyu Sniper April 19, 2021
Soyer Gartner
A worthless jewish person who only cares about money. He's fond in the game of Minecraft, and enjoy's dating provinces and states.
Soyer Gartner by iLuvPokaa July 25, 2012
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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