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gartner by Jill heath August 21, 2006
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Gartner
Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.
Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.
Person 2: No it can't be.
1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.
*Jimmy turns around*
2: No that's Gartner!!
*Both run away*
Person 2: No it can't be.
1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.
*Jimmy turns around*
2: No that's Gartner!!
*Both run away*
Gartner by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019
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After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.
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A worthless jewish person who only cares about money. He's fond in the game of Minecraft, and enjoy's dating provinces and states.
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