Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Velora Petito, not to be confused with the evil dictator named Gabby Petito Carter ALR 5 (Gabby ALR 5 see definition here) (1974-1997), was an American blogger who was killed by Brian a few years back. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Velona Petito. F**k you Gabby Petito Carter ALR 5 TX500.
I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl.
by FugginPARODYbro July 04, 2025
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