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A govt is a short-form of government.

What is a government? A government is a mysterious shadowy organization.

Fun fact: If you do exactly what a government does, you'd be in jail.
Person1: "Hey, what's this thing that steals money from me every year?"
Person2: "Oh, that's just the govt"
Govt by anonymous May 12, 2025

Dept of govt efficiency 

(D.o.g.e): what my government needs
I need a dept of govt efficiency, now. Too much

waste, abuse and fraud.

Gov't Mule 

Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.
I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.
Gov't Mule by Jack Grisham December 17, 2007

gov't mule 

a four peice southern jam band that will blow your fnn socks off...warren haynes, matt abts, danny louis, and andy hess...warren haynes also plays in the allman brothers band
i went and saw gov't mule last night and my face is still at the coliseum
gov't mule by justin lee martin November 11, 2007
A website that is made for teenagers to post questions for other teenagers on forums. The most common forums are the puberty forums. There are diffrent ones for men and girls where its like one big sex ed class where people ask the anonymous questions. The most talked about topics are sexual curiousity, "am I normal?", and other medical and social issues. It definately beats asking your parents about this kind of stuff. Govteen promotes masturbation, exploration of ones sexuality and a myriad of other stuff. Govteen can sometimes be seen as a beurocrocy in that the people with the most posts feel superior. The person with the most posts is probuably a user named Christian.
"There was this kid on govteen who said that he got his dick caught in a vaccum! It was halarious!"
Govteen by fatty mcfat fat 101 November 1, 2006

Govtcheez 

Highest level of cheesieness.
Dude1:Those are come cheesy graphics!
Dude2: Dude that is govtcheez!
due1: Damn!!
Govtcheez by Oldekline March 7, 2003
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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