Goffy 

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

Goffy by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019

Goffy 

Goffy is a word that describes someone who is being goofy

Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…

Goffy by Spoonsmccoop October 2, 2022

goffy 

the cringy version of goofy.

tldr: not funny

caleb: *tells a stupid joke*
me: how goffy of you

goffy by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020

goffy 

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

goffy by your mom June 23, 2003

goffy 

a vow to twerk

yo logan said that george made a goffy

goffy by jacob lol April 17, 2022

goffy gibbler 

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.

George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.

goffy gibbler by cold pocket November 8, 2022

Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...

look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018