goatse man

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.

"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"

by shoelace November 22, 2003

goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

goatse man

man who loves the cock

THE GIVER on goatse.cx

by Ryan December 5, 2003

goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

by orf October 27, 2002

goatsman

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006

goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003