goast 

A cross between a ghost and a goat

Look at that goast! It sure is scary and hairy...

goast by Goast February 23, 2003

Goast 

A word used to call a goat-ghost hybrid.

"What is that thing?!"
"It's a goast."

Goast by Forlegalreasonsimstraight October 28, 2020

goast 

to use sexual intercourse as a means of reviving the deceased.

Upon discovering his girlfriend's fresh corpse, Johnny knew that he must goast her if he ever wanted to speak to her again.

Despite common misconceptions, people trained to goast are not necessarily necrophiliacs, but simply consider it a reasonable means of aiding in reanimation.

goast by ThePowerOfHAT September 19, 2008

goast 

Goast is the Platinum Claw Family Handle
it stands for Greatest Of All S. T. The S. T. stands for different things depending on what you are doing.

This ain't no ordinary smoke. This is da goast. (Greatest of all smoke things).

That niggas voice is the bomb. He is the goast. (Greatest of ALL Singing Things)

That pussy is the goast. (greatest of all sexual things.)

goast by Lil Reazon Goast October 27, 2003

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastric Blast 

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.

Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.

Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012