goastcheeks 

the warmth of someone elses butt on the toilet seat

eww i just felt your goastcheeks

goastcheeks by realpowerminy May 26, 2016

goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...

Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

goatcheese special by PrettyCock July 4, 2006

Goatcheese Surprise 

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

Goatcheese Surprise by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

Gascheeks

when something is bad but it’s lowkey good.

person 1: “bro this pizza is so bad but i can’t stop eating it”
person 2: “yeah this is mid”

person 1: “gascheeks.”

Gascheeks by deshippo December 20, 2025