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Goat tugger 

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.
When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger
Goat tugger by will bitten September 18, 2016
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goat thief 

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.
Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.
goat thief by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017

Tankoo The Goat

Tankoo Theg was raised in Chicago.
Tankoo The Goat is a upcoming rapper from Chicago.
Tankoo The Goat by Tankoo The G December 17, 2021

goal horn 

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"
The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.
goal horn by Heshootsandscores February 14, 2010

hairy goat 

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with
hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Alexander Galt Reginal High School 

Alexander Galt also known as Galt is one of the very few English public high schools in the Eastern Townships. The school has an average of about 1000 students attend every year. The building was built by a prison architect which explains the lack of windows, the never ending cement walls, the large gated and fenced property.

The school has several different groups such as the hockey boys, the smokers, the f*boys, f*ckgirls, the druggies, the Chinese, the rednecks, etc. The rednecks are the largest in numbers, they are easily spotted trying to blend in lockers to avoid supervisors in their camo hats, pants and sweaters. They can easily be followed by the trail cow sh*t they leave behind from their work boots. They tend to stay in groups roaming the halls or checking girls out in the cafeteria halls.

The school has little to no money. All the money is invested into sports teams that usually don't even make the playoffs. Budget cuts occur often for example the 2016-2017 agenda's or clocks.

Every year the school puts on an atrocious talent show that is almost entirely made up of the dance class students that are blackmailed into doing it in order to get passing grade. The dances are the cringiest thing your eyes will ever see. The show also consist of at least 3 bad singers and an 8 minute long drum solo.
l'm almost as broke as Galt. (Alexander Galt Reginal High School)
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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