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What you say in IRC when some jackass keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a shit, and if they did they'd be watching it themselves and not fucking talking about it in IRC. Also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.

Can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
Can be used to interrupt someone else's active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.
00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it's billion times more then solar mass
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> GOAL!

17:00:49 < user1> I was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and I hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge bump, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it's all scabby :)
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said I can't ride it during work hours, it's a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and I agree
17:02:23 < user3> GOAL!

jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: GOAL!
me: sup ladies....getcha a drink?
GOAL! by arthax0r June 20, 2010
It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.
Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
goal by guitarist238 December 24, 2008
Is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.


Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...

Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
goal by Chullage January 14, 2009
Male's Definition: Any orifice on the female body.
Dats my goal right there....
Goal by pixelatedcookie July 18, 2014
When a man pulls out as he comes and tries to hit the area he pulled out from with his sperm while screaming "gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll"
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was having sex with my girlfriend, but i got bored so i performed a goal
Goal by dredaman86 November 7, 2010
A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.
"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"
Goal by Rick December 17, 2003
A state of the universe that has a non-zero desirability (in one's mind).
Billy set a goal; To get better at maths.
goal by Ofijo July 9, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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