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Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet
Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!
Gland by Ghloes July 30, 2019

gland canyon 

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage
Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.
gland canyon by Schteve March 19, 2005

Gland-in-hand combat 

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.
Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.
Gland-in-hand combat by J Rogers September 8, 2005

gland of milk and honey 

Bro she took her shirt off and immediately I was in the gland of milk and honey.
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe

Gland People 

A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!

Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.

Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.

Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!

Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.

Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
Gland People by Edgar Alan Flow August 21, 2008

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session
his gland grenade went off right in my eye!
gland grenade by buckleheid February 10, 2008
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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