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A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.
"Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland".

"His gland is more impressive than mine".
gland by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006
Words you can keep
Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet
Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!
Gland by Ghloes July 30, 2019

gland canyon 

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage
Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.
gland canyon by Schteve March 19, 2005

Gland-in-hand combat 

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.
Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.
Gland-in-hand combat by J Rogers September 8, 2005

gland of milk and honey 

Bro she took her shirt off and immediately I was in the gland of milk and honey.
She flashed me her glands of milk and honey and I was in awe

Gland People 

A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!

Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.

Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.

Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!

Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.

Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
Gland People by Edgar Alan Flow August 21, 2008

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session
his gland grenade went off right in my eye!
gland grenade by buckleheid February 10, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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