GJC

God Jesus Christ! Similar to OMG (Oh my God!) but more powerful in meaning for the reason that it contains more names of a higher deity.

Jim: OMG! You'll never guess what just happened!
John: *sigh*...what?

Compared to:

Jim: GJC! You'll never guess what just happened!
John: WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?!

GJC by Nivek Weir 333 September 9, 2010

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GJCO

Acrnym used in txting, talking or facebook to mean Good Job Captain Obvious used whenever someone does something obviously stupid or smartelic

your friend says hey did you know that we shouldn't have elected obama you would say GJCO

GJCO by BuiltFarmStrong February 25, 2011

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GJCO

stands fer Good Job Captain Obvious

When ever someone does something obvious you say GJCO

GJCO by BuiltFarmStrong February 26, 2011

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someones mom smashed their skull into their keyboard

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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