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your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)
Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

Getting The Milk 

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

Getting the milk 

The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers
I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years

getting milked 

When a man is on all fours and a women strokes the cock
Man, I felt full of cum so i had her milk me! I enjoyed getting milked
getting milked by Loso T April 22, 2014

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026