broiledeggs's definitions

Pre-teen

Kids who very commonly think they’re #cOoLtEeNz! I personally am not like this, but the majority are. I guess I’m “not like other girls“. I’m gonna go be redditor bait now.

“Look at those pre-teens! Just idiots who think they’re too old to trick-or-treat!“

by broiledeggs November 1, 2020

National Rape Day

A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

by broiledeggs April 4, 2021

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

red leader

tord but more evil and communist and apparently sexy

“hey you know red leader”

“🤌🤌🙋 ♀️👡🌝💥💥💥”

by broiledeggs May 25, 2021