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GET YOURSELF 

TO ACCOMPLISH A TASK;TO MAKE IT HAPPEN; TO DO YOU
WHEN U GO UP IN SAKS...AND U SEE THE NEW PRADAS AND THEY LOOKIN GOOD TO YOU...GON AND "GET YOURSELF" ; IF YOUR SAYING YOUR THE BEST BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO RECOGNIZE U NEED TO GON AND "GET YOURSELF"
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Get yourself together 

Phrase used when someone looks kinda stupid or confused by something.
Ryan: Damn bro, i didn’t kno she was like that.

Marcus: told ya man, but that’s nothing, that happens... so, get yourself together and let’s go, we have something to do.

get yourself a man from congo 

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.
Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

get yourself some yonder

Redneck term for "Get the hell away from me" or "go away"
Wigger kid: "Hey dawg, let's bump dis' new Eminem record I hurred it's off da chain!"

Redneck (with a stone face): "Boy you better get yourself some yonder."

Go get yourself a cup of coffee 

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee

Go get yourself armed! 

The hebrew synonymus for: "go fuck yourself".
Israelis (a very armed nation, as you all know) use the same word ('zdayen') for "arm" and "fuck". And more than this: the word for weapon ("Zain") is the same slang word for 'dick' (also, the name of the 7th letter in hebrew).
a: do you have some 'shekels' (Israeli money) for me?
b: go get yourself armed. last week i'd gave you, you have'nt give me back yet.

a:Last mount i was in millitary serve in Gaza, we gave the Arabs all the weapon.
b: Did you enjoy it?
a: Go get yourself armed, you liberal!

national get yourself flowers day 

March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you
Happy national get yourself flowers day!
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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