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Pronounced: JAIR-JAIR
it is a nickname given to someone usually with the name Gerald/Gerard or something similar. These are the poor boys that are magnetically attracted to the Jercer species. (whether the jercer is a boy or girl-the powers of magnetism cannot be stopped.....sorry)

Ger-Ger is just the nickname given to them when theyre IN the relationship with the Jercer. Its much cuter. The Ger-Gers during the period of time in the relationship (usually a long time..as i said before..magnetism is a strong force) simply because it sounds better and they wont care because they are under a spell by the Jercers (hypnotization....those dirty dumbershits)

Ger-Gers are very, very unlucky..so if you have a son named Gerald, Gerard or something similar.. cover him in 4 leaf clovers, horseshoes, a penny that he found on the ground, and other lucky/irish-y stuff
IMPORTANT!!!!! Knock on wood RIGHT when you get up! Those skinny-fat Jercers could be pulling you with their giant magnet on your front lawn!
Gerald: what a nice day
*jercer comes by with giant magnet*
GER-GER: iluvu my smootchie cootchie coo mwah mwah<3
dweber: Lesson learned! Don't name son Gerald!

ger ger ger 

laughing but not actually laughing, usually awkward
kys coon
ger ger ger
ger ger ger by topnig February 11, 2020
"nick ger" is a great name to troll streamers as they will usually say "Nigger" and get themselves banned by twitch.
We have just got a 20 dollar donation from nick ger, OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT
nick ger by down syndrome tiger August 15, 2018

Thai-ger 

(n) or ( adj) An older Asian female on the prowl for younger men. Initally coined on the island of Oahu in 2008.
Dude, is that a Tranny or a Thai-ger trying to buy me a drink

Dude, have you seen Phiilip McCooter's girl, she's such a thai-ger
Thai-ger by Cashew-Actual July 18, 2009
GER is a greeting which stands for 'Good Earth Rotation'.
It is used in internet forums as a replacement to the usual greetings since people live in different timezones

Not to be confused with "Golden Experience Requiem" from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Tom: GER Jack!
Jack: GER Tom!
GER by flexible fog brother June 12, 2020

knee ger 

The proper way to call someone a nigger through email to avoid an email "security type" program for bouncing it back to you for using foul language
"I meant to tell you, your house is soo dirty it reminds of a fucking knee gers nest"
knee ger by see red June 11, 2008
Used to refer to a PARTY stemming from banGER. Gers are absolutely legendary parties that typically take place in the backyard or basement of a colonial home. Term originated in Ridgewood NJ
“Where are we Gerring tonight boys?”
“I heard there’s a ger at Max’s house”
Ger by killa_baby_123 February 13, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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