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GASGIMPING 

THE MORE THAN REPUGNANT ACTIVITY OF PROMOTING THE USE OF HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS CALLED PARFUM OR COLOGNE SO AS TO REDUCE CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT PROCESSES IN HUMANS AS DONE BY DAVID BECKHAM OF LA GALAXY SOCCER TEAM (ASWELL AS THE LIKES OF DIANA ROSS AND MADONNA )WHO HAD SEVERAL FUMIGATORY PARFUMES DESIGNED FOR REGULAR JOES WHEN NOBODY IN THE PUBLIC ARENA HAS GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO BECKHAM SO AS TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE VILE PUKE WEARS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS HIMSELF AND HE MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT AND ONLY WISHES TO CREATE BRAINDEAD BREEDER GASGIMPS THAT ARE THEN PERSUADED BY TV AND MAGAZINES TO ENTER INTO OTHER DESTRUCTIVE PASTIMES SUCH AS BINGE DRINKING AND SMOKING CIGARETTES WHILE THINKING "IM HANDSOME AND AM GONNA GRAB A BABE TONIGHT DOWN TO THE HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS ABOUT MY BEING" WITH TOTAL DISREGARD FOR HIMSELF WHAT WITH GDU PRESENCE ON THE STREETS AND NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIS OWN THOUGHTS WHATSOEVER ...IF THEY ARE THE GASGIMPS OWN THOUGHTS THAT IS -
THOSE VERMINOUS PIGSHIT PUKES THAT ARE GASGIMPING MILLIONS SHOULD BE HOSED DOWN WITH THEIR REPULSIVE HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THEY CALL PARFUM AND THEN BE SET ON FIRE -
GASGIMPING by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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gaslamping 

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. The classic example of gaslamping is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of gaslamping is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.

This act is often erroneously referred to as "gaslighting." The misnomer in itself is a famous example of the Mandela Effect.
Your spouse begins telling you things that never really happened. For instance, he says that last week he told you he was going to go to the bar with his buddies this Monday night, but you never remember him telling you that.

Or maybe your boss gets angry because you didn't prepare the report he asked you to. When you remind him that he usually prepares that particular report, he snaps that he told you to take care of it a few days ago because he was too busy. However, you know he never asked you to do so.

Both of these could be considered gaslamping.
gaslamping by zoozleprime March 10, 2021

gasdimming

(noun) The opposite of gaslighting. Gasdimming involves helping someone to realise that they are perfectly sane, lucid and are worthy of love and affection; particularly if they have recently been the victim of a gaslighter.
I'm so happy that Susannah's new boyfriend is gasdimming her, not like the last dickhead she went out with.
gasdimming by Sir Harold Bishop August 11, 2023

Gaslamping 

Gaslighting something into thinking the word gaslighting is actually gaslamping
Steve is gaslamping Paula. She’s gonna be saying gaslamp from now on lol
Gaslamping by Sussyboobz May 12, 2023

gaslamping 

The act of lighting the gas from a fart while either getting a blowjob or going down on a girl... Under the covers.
Eby's mom is a freak... She won't let me go down on her without crazy gaslamping.
gaslamping by Soulever March 31, 2015

Gaslamping 

Gaslamping is where a form of intimidation or psychological abuse, where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. It is the progenitor of the current rem gaslighting which is a derivative of the former.
Gaslighting? Maybe you’re thinking of gaslamping
Gaslamping by Who remains December 12, 2023

gasdimming

gaslighting via understating or underexaggeration
Person A: Didn't you only finish one problem of your math homework last night?
Person B: No, I finished all of them.
Person A: Are you sure about that? I looked in your bag and I saw that your homework was not complete.
Person B: Don't gasdimm me, I left that homework assignment at school today.
Person A: How am I gasdimming you?

Person B: You are manipulating me by questioning my powers of reasoning by understating what I finished. I didn't just finish one problem, I finished all seven problems, ask Ms. Goofyson, she'll say the same thing.
Person A: We'll see about that. (calls teacher)
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