7 definitions by NAIL BANGER
THE MORE THAN REPUGNANT ACTIVITY OF PROMOTING THE USE OF HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS CALLED PARFUM OR COLOGNE SO AS TO REDUCE CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT PROCESSES IN HUMANS AS DONE BY DAVID BECKHAM OF LA GALAXY SOCCER TEAM (ASWELL AS THE LIKES OF DIANA ROSS AND MADONNA )WHO HAD SEVERAL FUMIGATORY PARFUMES DESIGNED FOR REGULAR JOES WHEN NOBODY IN THE PUBLIC ARENA HAS GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO BECKHAM SO AS TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE VILE PUKE WEARS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS HIMSELF AND HE MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT AND ONLY WISHES TO CREATE BRAINDEAD BREEDER GASGIMPS THAT ARE THEN PERSUADED BY TV AND MAGAZINES TO ENTER INTO OTHER DESTRUCTIVE PASTIMES SUCH AS BINGE DRINKING AND SMOKING CIGARETTES WHILE THINKING "IM HANDSOME AND AM GONNA GRAB A BABE TONIGHT DOWN TO THE HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS ABOUT MY BEING" WITH TOTAL DISREGARD FOR HIMSELF WHAT WITH GDU PRESENCE ON THE STREETS AND NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIS OWN THOUGHTS WHATSOEVER ...IF THEY ARE THE GASGIMPS OWN THOUGHTS THAT IS -
THOSE VERMINOUS PIGSHIT PUKES THAT ARE GASGIMPING MILLIONS SHOULD BE HOSED DOWN WITH THEIR REPULSIVE HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THEY CALL PARFUM AND THEN BE SET ON FIRE -
by NAIL BANGER May 19, 2018
IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -
AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -
by NAIL BANGER May 18, 2018
IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -
TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -
by NAIL BANGER May 20, 2018
A QUIZCOMP IS A SICKENING QUIZZING OF THE SOMEWHAT DEEMED AS READILY RELUCTANT YET OBVIOUS WILLING PARTICIPANT -
QUIZCOMP - AND AS WITH ALL QUIZCOMPS THE ANSWER IS THE ANSWER NO MATTER WHAT THE QUESTION ...IS IT WISE TO PURCHASE A HOUSE ON A FLOODPLAIN EVEN IF THE SELLING AGENT THE ANGEL OF DEATH MAKES AN AGREEMENT TO THROW IN AN ESCAPE VESSEL WITH PADDLES INCLUDED -
by NAIL BANGER November 28, 2018
MAN I GOTTA BANG MY NAIL INTO MY BABES CONTACT PATCH SOMETIME SOON OR IM GONNA HAVE BALLS BIGGER AND BLUER THAN THAT PLAYPEN IN MICKY Ds ON THE HIGH STREET THERE BY THE EAST COAST STATESIDE -
by NAIL BANGER May 18, 2018
GENERALLY A GASGIMP IS A PRODUCT OF BRAINDEAD BREEDING AND COATS ITSELF IN UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THAT IT HAS BEEN SHOEHORNED INTO DOING BY TV AND ONLINE HYPE AND SO ON - A GASGIMP ADORNMENT ENTERS ATMOSPHERE WHERE IT CANNOT ESCAPE FROM WHAT WITH THE ULTIMATE IN CONFINEMENT THE ELECTRICAL MASTERPIECE KNOWN AS THE STRATOSPHERE - ON SIDEWALKS A GASGIMP MINCES GASSING ECO SYSTEM FRIENDLY SORTS AS WELL AS IT PASSES BY WITH NO THOUGHT FOR ANYBODY INCLUDING PET POODLES - ITS A CRIME THAT TYE GASGIMP PHENOMINA IS PREVALENT HERE ON "HELLBALL" AT THIS PRESENT TIME AND WHAT WITH THE "I HAVE THE RIGHT" ATTITUDE GASGIMPS HAVE CONTINUALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE DESTRUCTION OF "HELLBALL" EVERY MINUTE AND THAT INCLUDES THE FLUSHING OF BLEACH FROM TOILETS (LETS SAY 2BILLION A DAY) THAT POLUTES THE ENVIRONMENT - THE SYNTHESISED CHEMICAL GARBAGE ONCE IN THE ATMOSPHERE AND THEN IN THE ECO SYSTEM ON THE WHOLE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE GROUND AND SKIES OF "HELLBALL" AND IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE GDU (GASGIMP DETECTION UNITS) THAT ARE PERMITTED BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY ON "HELLBALL" BEING MR "HELL" HIMSELF TO ROUGH UP AND ALSO EXTINGUISH GASGIMPS SHOULD THEY IGNITE WHAT WITH THE FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS ABOUT THEIR PATHETIC DISMAL NON CREATIVE FOR THE MOST PART BEINGS - GASGIMPS HAVE BEEN AND ARE FACING CORRECTIVE PROCEDURES ALL ABOUT THE PLACE ON "HELLBALL" AND THATS NO LIE ACCORDING TO THE ONLINE PRESENTATION "THE NAUGHTY NEWS" -
THAT GASGIMP THINKS SHES A BABE AND SO HOT AND I CANT BE ASSED TO GO WITH A CORRECTIVE PROCEDURE TODAY COZ IDE RATHER SEE THE DAMN THING BURN -
by NAIL BANGER May 19, 2018
A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
by NAIL BANGER May 18, 2018