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gasdimming

(noun) The opposite of gaslighting. Gasdimming involves helping someone to realise that they are perfectly sane, lucid and are worthy of love and affection; particularly if they have recently been the victim of a gaslighter.
I'm so happy that Susannah's new boyfriend is gasdimming her, not like the last dickhead she went out with.
gasdimming by Sir Harold Bishop August 11, 2023
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gasdimming

gaslighting via understating or underexaggeration
Person A: Didn't you only finish one problem of your math homework last night?
Person B: No, I finished all of them.
Person A: Are you sure about that? I looked in your bag and I saw that your homework was not complete.
Person B: Don't gasdimm me, I left that homework assignment at school today.
Person A: How am I gasdimming you?

Person B: You are manipulating me by questioning my powers of reasoning by understating what I finished. I didn't just finish one problem, I finished all seven problems, ask Ms. Goofyson, she'll say the same thing.
Person A: We'll see about that. (calls teacher)

GASGIMPING 

THE MORE THAN REPUGNANT ACTIVITY OF PROMOTING THE USE OF HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS CALLED PARFUM OR COLOGNE SO AS TO REDUCE CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT PROCESSES IN HUMANS AS DONE BY DAVID BECKHAM OF LA GALAXY SOCCER TEAM (ASWELL AS THE LIKES OF DIANA ROSS AND MADONNA )WHO HAD SEVERAL FUMIGATORY PARFUMES DESIGNED FOR REGULAR JOES WHEN NOBODY IN THE PUBLIC ARENA HAS GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO BECKHAM SO AS TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE VILE PUKE WEARS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS HIMSELF AND HE MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT AND ONLY WISHES TO CREATE BRAINDEAD BREEDER GASGIMPS THAT ARE THEN PERSUADED BY TV AND MAGAZINES TO ENTER INTO OTHER DESTRUCTIVE PASTIMES SUCH AS BINGE DRINKING AND SMOKING CIGARETTES WHILE THINKING "IM HANDSOME AND AM GONNA GRAB A BABE TONIGHT DOWN TO THE HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS ABOUT MY BEING" WITH TOTAL DISREGARD FOR HIMSELF WHAT WITH GDU PRESENCE ON THE STREETS AND NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIS OWN THOUGHTS WHATSOEVER ...IF THEY ARE THE GASGIMPS OWN THOUGHTS THAT IS -
THOSE VERMINOUS PIGSHIT PUKES THAT ARE GASGIMPING MILLIONS SHOULD BE HOSED DOWN WITH THEIR REPULSIVE HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THEY CALL PARFUM AND THEN BE SET ON FIRE -
GASGIMPING by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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