gasdimming

(noun) The opposite of gaslighting. Gasdimming involves helping someone to realise that they are perfectly sane, lucid and are worthy of love and affection; particularly if they have recently been the victim of a gaslighter.

I'm so happy that Susannah's new boyfriend is gasdimming her, not like the last dickhead she went out with.

gasdimming by Sir Harold Bishop August 11, 2023

gasdimming

gaslighting via understating or underexaggeration

Person A: Didn't you only finish one problem of your math homework last night?
Person B: No, I finished all of them.
Person A: Are you sure about that? I looked in your bag and I saw that your homework was not complete.
Person B: Don't gasdimm me, I left that homework assignment at school today.
Person A: How am I gasdimming you?

Person B: You are manipulating me by questioning my powers of reasoning by understating what I finished. I didn't just finish one problem, I finished all seven problems, ask Ms. Goofyson, she'll say the same thing.
Person A: We'll see about that. (calls teacher)

gasdimming by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc May 26, 2024

GASGIMPING 

THE MORE THAN REPUGNANT ACTIVITY OF PROMOTING THE USE OF HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS CALLED PARFUM OR COLOGNE SO AS TO REDUCE CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT PROCESSES IN HUMANS AS DONE BY DAVID BECKHAM OF LA GALAXY SOCCER TEAM (ASWELL AS THE LIKES OF DIANA ROSS AND MADONNA )WHO HAD SEVERAL FUMIGATORY PARFUMES DESIGNED FOR REGULAR JOES WHEN NOBODY IN THE PUBLIC ARENA HAS GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO BECKHAM SO AS TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE VILE PUKE WEARS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS HIMSELF AND HE MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT AND ONLY WISHES TO CREATE BRAINDEAD BREEDER GASGIMPS THAT ARE THEN PERSUADED BY TV AND MAGAZINES TO ENTER INTO OTHER DESTRUCTIVE PASTIMES SUCH AS BINGE DRINKING AND SMOKING CIGARETTES WHILE THINKING "IM HANDSOME AND AM GONNA GRAB A BABE TONIGHT DOWN TO THE HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS ABOUT MY BEING" WITH TOTAL DISREGARD FOR HIMSELF WHAT WITH GDU PRESENCE ON THE STREETS AND NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIS OWN THOUGHTS WHATSOEVER ...IF THEY ARE THE GASGIMPS OWN THOUGHTS THAT IS -

THOSE VERMINOUS PIGSHIT PUKES THAT ARE GASGIMPING MILLIONS SHOULD BE HOSED DOWN WITH THEIR REPULSIVE HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THEY CALL PARFUM AND THEN BE SET ON FIRE -

GASGIMPING by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004