GARGIR

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a type of serial killer who looks like an innocent child that has an enormous dick that observes 80% of his energy.
GARGIR has an extraordinary hormone that makes his dick shoot lazers and kill every single person around him.

random guy: hey why do you have a hole in your pants??

GARGIR: because I used my dick on your mom!!!

GARGIR by storm trooper's dick November 21, 2021

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Gargaro

A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.

Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.

Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020

Related Words

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Gargi

A girl who is supposed to be called beautiful instead of sexy, pretty instead of hot, and the one to be treated as a princess rather than to be hurt by the wrong guy. She got the best personality, she is nice, caring, forgiving, but at the same time naive. She fell for the wrong person and will hold on like an idiot even when the guy fucked up so many times, and is not worth it. She is the girl I was too late to realize how much I love because I fell for her inner beauty while the jerk fell for her look. But she is still the one I'm crazy about.

Gargi is always like this though.

Gargi by Dear Abby - Jeanne Phillips an December 12, 2019

Gargi

1. Philosopher - Gargi was an ancient Vedic philosopher in India, the daughter of sage Vachaknu and born in the family of Garg.

"Of the few women of the ancient world who were recognized and remembered through the ages, the vedic philosopher, Gargi, stands out."

Gargi by r2d2ornot February 5, 2010

Gargi

Gargi is a girl's name! She is very innocent and a very good friend. She is pretty! Gargi looks flawless no matter what she puts on.

Gargi's fab!

Gargi by Oopsies!!! October 30, 2020

Gargaria

A condition in which an individual is extremely dissapointed, depressed, sad or guh.

After we lost the playoff game, I've had the worst case of Gargaria.

Gargaria by washingtonvilles finest May 19, 2010

Gargina

A vagina that smells like garbage.

Vinny: Kazuo pounded that gargina last night.

Vance: It smells like shit in here now.

Gargina by GarSisterPounder May 6, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026