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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b
A popular abbreviation for Non-Gay Man Snuggling. Not to be confused with buttsex, which is extraordinarily gay.

sometimes simply referred to as "Muggling" This is not to be confused with Harry Potter, which is also extraordinarily gay.
So, anyone up for some N.G.M.S. later tonight??

-You mean buttsex?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo. NON-GAY MAN SNUGGLING!!

-Ohhhh. That'd be a most definitely!
N.G.M.S. by daltadam August 31, 2010

g.p.m.`s 

gulps per minute, gushes per minute, the act of one swallowing sperm
a b.j. that results in a good dosage of orgasm that is swallowed is refered to as a g.p.m.`s
g.p.m.`s by goonee February 4, 2010
Dan: hey bill i can't pay you back on Tuesday can you give me till next week
Bob: g.y.m.s
dan:?
Bob: get your mother skunt home and get my money before i mess you up boy
g.y.m.s by smartguy360 December 14, 2023

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

G.I.T.M.S. 

G.I.T.M.S. is an abbreviation for the sentence/phrase "Get In There My Son". Usually said when someone has done something and your are proud of them.
You : I kissed her today.

Your friend : G.I.T.M.S.
G.I.T.M.S. by Madman Marner April 10, 2009