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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b
A popular abbreviation for Non-Gay Man Snuggling. Not to be confused with buttsex, which is extraordinarily gay.

sometimes simply referred to as "Muggling" This is not to be confused with Harry Potter, which is also extraordinarily gay.
So, anyone up for some N.G.M.S. later tonight??

-You mean buttsex?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo. NON-GAY MAN SNUGGLING!!

-Ohhhh. That'd be a most definitely!
N.G.M.S. by daltadam August 31, 2010

g.p.m.`s 

gulps per minute, gushes per minute, the act of one swallowing sperm
a b.j. that results in a good dosage of orgasm that is swallowed is refered to as a g.p.m.`s
g.p.m.`s by goonee February 4, 2010
Dan: hey bill i can't pay you back on Tuesday can you give me till next week
Bob: g.y.m.s
dan:?
Bob: get your mother skunt home and get my money before i mess you up boy
g.y.m.s by smartguy360 December 14, 2023

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

G.I.T.M.S. 

G.I.T.M.S. is an abbreviation for the sentence/phrase "Get In There My Son". Usually said when someone has done something and your are proud of them.
You : I kissed her today.

Your friend : G.I.T.M.S.
G.I.T.M.S. by Madman Marner April 10, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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