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Gift Of Nothing A gift telling you to cherish what you have.
Friend A: Aye I got you a gift. Check your porch.

Friend B: There’s nothing there.

Friend A: It’s a G.O.N.
G.O.N. by Bithcuihs March 4, 2019

G.O.N.A.D.S. 

G aming
O rdinators
N ational
A ssociation for
D eveloping
S ystems

As seen on the fictional Decline of Video Gaming flash video series. This acronym spells gonads.
"Hi! I'm from G.O.N.A.D.S."
G.O.N.A.D.S. by SpursEngine February 11, 2009

G.O.O.N. 

Gay Out Of Necessity. A person who is so off-putting or unattractive, they can't ever gain traction romantically with the opposite sex. So they turn to members of their own sex to get affection.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you hear Nick say that he's bisexual?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but we all know he's just saying that because he's a G.O.O.N. and doesn't want to admit he can't get the ladies."
G.O.O.N. by Mango Williams May 10, 2021

d r a g o n s 

similar to icup it's a forsaken comeback that if reply with a yes the replying persons back will explode breaking their spine then slowly combusting then dieing.
"your momma," said the fool
'hey do you like d r a g o n s fuck tard? says the m a n

" yea..." says the fool
"d r a g o n d e e z n u t z " replies the m a n
spin Xplosions} OH ShIneaqwa NIBBA. compusts and dies
GOAN is the; Guardians Of A Nation that fight for the good of Humanity against all levels of crime!
G.O.A.N. is AN is the; Guardians Of A Nation that fight for the good of Humanity against all levels of crime!

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".
Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.
s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016