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G.O.O.N. 

Gay Out Of Necessity. A person who is so off-putting or unattractive, they can't ever gain traction romantically with the opposite sex. So they turn to members of their own sex to get affection.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you hear Nick say that he's bisexual?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but we all know he's just saying that because he's a G.O.O.N. and doesn't want to admit he can't get the ladies."
G.O.O.N. by Mango Williams May 10, 2021
Words you can keep

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e 

The video of Taylor hitting the folks
Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e

y..o..o..n..g..i..2 

"y..o..o..n..g..i..2 is an amazing tiktoker!"
y..o..o..n..g..i..2 by oliver2001 February 2, 2021

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
G E K O L O N I S E E R D by Lickwits November 14, 2019
Gift Of Nothing A gift telling you to cherish what you have.
Friend A: Aye I got you a gift. Check your porch.

Friend B: There’s nothing there.

Friend A: It’s a G.O.N.
G.O.N. by Bithcuihs March 4, 2019

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word that dutch men like to use in really bad memes. it means KOLONISED.
youtube video for tiny kids exists.
dutch men: G E K O L O N I S E E R D

G.O.N.A.D.S. 

G aming
O rdinators
N ational
A ssociation for
D eveloping
S ystems

As seen on the fictional Decline of Video Gaming flash video series. This acronym spells gonads.
"Hi! I'm from G.O.N.A.D.S."
G.O.N.A.D.S. by SpursEngine February 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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