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D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m 

Wilbur Soot lyrics stating

“Do you also know I have depression.
Self-diagnosed thought I should mention”
You: Yo I love this song!
Friend: What’s the lyrics?
You: D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m
Friend: dope
CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.

CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
Check out table 155 seat 2 is C.G.T.D

Me: Baby girl you CGTD.
Slampiece: What does that mean?
Me: Don't worry beautiful.
C.G.T.D by O_G_L_E_S July 6, 2011
a skateboard gang formed in dothan alabama to piss off faculty members at a local school but got to serious when a bunch of pussy niggas started shit

D.G.T is also a skateboard team formed by the same group of people and is the abbreviation for Durty Greengo Team

the colors worn by D.G.T members are green and orange...orange is worn by senior members and green is worn by new members
D.G.T will never die
D.G.T by D.G.T for life bitches April 19, 2005
Its a short term for "Down to grind?"

Usually used by awkward drunk white guys.
Drunk White Guy: Hey girl, you D T G?!!

Girl: ewww!! get away from me you creep!
D T G by Persia021 January 20, 2013

D.G.T.G. 

Allison: So how is that playa you were wit last night?

Tyquasianess: D.G.T.G. That coward couldnt handle a woman like me!
D.G.T.G. by Tyquasianess January 14, 2009

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. 

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday
Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.
T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. by thefisher77 August 14, 2009