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C.G.T.D

CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.

CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
Check out table 155 seat 2 is C.G.T.D

Me: Baby girl you CGTD.
Slampiece: What does that mean?
Me: Don't worry beautiful.
by O_G_L_E_S July 6, 2011
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F.T.D.G.T.C

Fuck The Dicks, Get The Chiks.”
F.T.D.G.T.C….. fuck the dicks get the chicks….. (use it in a cheers,)
by BriLeeEva February 19, 2022
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C.R.T.D.U.U.G.T

Come ride this dick until you get tried
Let me ride until I get tried C.R.T.D.U.U.G.T
by Bigpopie July 8, 2021
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.
when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”
by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019
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i.w.d.a.i.c.t.g.y.b

i miss you, iwdaictgyb
i.w.d.a.i.c.t.g.y.b
by minimil04 July 17, 2020
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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
by lotto6969 July 9, 2025
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