Friend With Vicarious Benefits: Friends whose relationship is, predominately built around "getting off" hearing about each others' sexual escapades, rather than having sexual relations with each other.
Hey my FWVB just sent me an awesome pic of his girlfriend giving him a blow job - and now I need to go touch myself!
Sexiest man alive when you need homework bro provides, whatever you ask for bro gives he will even dick you down on some gangsta shit pronounced (Ben-ji)
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."