Friend With Vicarious Benefits: Friends whose relationship is, predominately built around "getting off" hearing about each others' sexual escapades, rather than having sexual relations with each other.

Hey my FWVB just sent me an awesome pic of his girlfriend giving him a blow job - and now I need to go touch myself!

FWVB by Miss Huntress May 16, 2016

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fwvxyeej

Sexiest man alive when you need homework bro provides, whatever you ask for bro gives he will even dick you down on some gangsta shit pronounced (Ben-ji)

Thank you fwvxyeej

fwvxyeej by Big_Dicker36 September 16, 2023

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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