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Fuzzleweed 

A common occurrence among pet owners, referring to the ball of animal hair that drifts across a hardwood, tile or linoleum floor when there is a sudden draft of air, much like a desert tumbleweed.
I walked through my kitchen and was followed by a fuzzleweed left behind by my Siberian Husky.

My back porch is currently covered in fuzzleweeds, I need to brush the cat
Fuzzleweed by Ezada December 1, 2010

fuzzlehorn 

when your a sexually frustrated and horny teen, but cant do anything about it cause your too young.
"I am such a fuzzlehorn" "I am feeling really fuzzelhorny right now"
fuzzlehorn by Fuzzlehornybabe July 25, 2017

Fuzzlewrap 

That was some fuzzlewrap. It made my toes curl.
Fuzzlewrap by Just one more cuddle... December 12, 2019

fuzzlewuzz 

(1.) A term used to describe one who is, in fact, fuzzy.

(2.) A pink fluffy gay man.

(3.) A guinea pig.
Mr. Berry is or is not a fuzzlewuzz.
fuzzlewuzz by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007

Fuzzlewhack 

A phrase or term that can be interpreted on a number of different levels, ranging from harmless to very explicit. A phrase that is only as "dirty" as the listener/reader decides it to be.
The phallic shape of the castle in The Little Mermaid is something of a fuzzlewhack.
Fuzzlewhack by shurns March 4, 2011

fuzzlewhomper

The act of taking a dump in a strangers house and not flushing and wiping and leaving the tp in the sink.
Dude, i just fuzzlewhomped your bathroom. Ahh man your such a fuzzlewhomper.
fuzzlewhomper by mr. whomper August 23, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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