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If a group of postmen had a very pixelated trauma, overdosed on grains, then started their own football club, you'd get the fukfc.

The postmen that can fly like borbs, get nerfed like elves, get stubbed like Chris' toes, get punched hard like Rocky could, and still be left standing. They are the ultimate human specimen.
Pete: I heard you were in a fight.
Conn: It's true. I showed him I could be a real fukfc.
Pete: Never doubted you for a second.
fukfc by ok rard May 29, 2018
FYFC, haahha.
fyfc by daaaaaayum April 18, 2010
Fufcock- (n) A person who believes with great error that he or she is substantially intellectually, socially, or otherwise superior to anyone else because of the reputation of the college that said person attends or attended. This person is a complete idiot, and simply acts as though they know what they're talking about by using an expanded vocabulary, wherein the information presented is inaccurately verbalized.(adv: -ishly, adj: -ish, v (inf): to fufcock)
n: I'm gonna key that fufcock's car.
adj: Bryan used fufcockish tactics, such as flashing keys to his Dad's Porsche and a wallet full of credit cards to steal Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend.
adv: Joe fufcockishly stole Aaron's high maintenance girlfriend from Bryan. What a fufcock.
originated: bored and exhausted piece of lazy ass, trying to think of all available possibilities for a new screen name.
ABRV:
F-Fuck
U-yoU
F-Freaking
C-Crap
H-Holder

(also see "crap holder")
creating a new sn, remember that even fufch is busy now...

YO, fufch, wats crackolacking senior
fufch by fufch December 11, 2004
Boy1: FOYFC!
FOYFC by FOYFC May 16, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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