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originated: bored and exhausted piece of lazy ass, trying to think of all available possibilities for a new screen name.
ABRV:
F-Fuck
U-yoU
F-Freaking
C-Crap
H-Holder

(also see "crap holder")
creating a new sn, remember that even fufch is busy now...

YO, fufch, wats crackolacking senior
fufch by fufch December 11, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021
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fufch funch fuch funching Fuchsia furch fuchi fuchow Fuche funchy

furchina 

slang.

A safe term for a vagina, a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora.
Boys have a penis, girls have a furchina.
furchina by Justice Pie August 20, 2009

funchline 

Luke Hemmings Sang Funchline instead of punchline in a cover and it was the cutest thing ever like the person who sang it :)
i think your funny when you tell the FUNCHline wrong- luke hemmings - teenage dream -
funchline by Moonlightdeyes April 22, 2016

Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.
Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch
Fræser Funch by pdart603 April 13, 2021
futchu bitch
futchu by TheLadyBlacknight September 20, 2023

fuchicochi 

To not be truthful, or to cheat.
My boss wanted me to to fuchicochi the numbers today.
fuchicochi by Dr.Fuchi November 29, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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