fufch

originated: bored and exhausted piece of lazy ass, trying to think of all available possibilities for a new screen name.
ABRV:
F-Fuck
U-yoU
F-Freaking
C-Crap
H-Holder

(also see "crap holder")

creating a new sn, remember that even fufch is busy now...

YO, fufch, wats crackolacking senior

fufch by fufch December 11, 2004

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Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

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furchina

slang.

A safe term for a vagina, a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora.

Boys have a penis, girls have a furchina.

furchina by Justice Pie August 20, 2009