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Previous ideas about the future. How did people imagine future in the past.
w: Have you seen the movie Gattaca?
g: Hmm yep, nice futuretro...
Futuretro by hanih October 24, 2011

futuremark 

An Internet forum utilised by insecure teenagers looking for advice on their relationship problems.
"I really like my girlfriend, but I'm becoming more and more attracted to her dog. I think I'll post on futuremark because the guys on there will be really interested and helpful"

"futuremark is the internet's number one agony aunt"
futuremark by Reejoc March 30, 2004

futuremark 

1) A company that makes benchmarks to measure the performance of computers.

2) A place for people to complain about people who debate hardware while blowing the situation out of proportion; a place for people to talk about the good ol' days.
1) 3DMark, PCMark

2) "This place is filled with fanboys that argue about what hardware is best."

"In the good ol' days there was no debates, we just agreed with what the first guy said."
futuremark by theshooter May 27, 2003

futuretruth 

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.
I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.
futuretruth by Chuck K July 20, 2007

Futuremark 

A place where there are people too addicted to the forums more than their hardware. :p
"OMG futuremark's down! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!! NOoooOOoooOoooooooo"
Futuremark by Tsk February 24, 2004

Futuremark 

Go to futuremark now
Futuremark by adf January 24, 2004
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