"I really like my girlfriend, but I'm becoming more and more attracted to her dog. I think I'll post on futuremark because the guys on there will be really interested and helpful"
"futuremark is the internet's number one agony aunt"
2) A place for people to complain about people who debate hardware while blowing the situation out of proportion; a place for people to talk about the good ol' days.
1) 3DMark, PCMark
2) "This place is filled with fanboys that argue about what hardware is best."
"In the good ol' days there was no debates, we just agreed with what the first guy said."
a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.