doomed 

To condemn to ruination or death. when you are destined to an unhappy end.

To be condemned.

We are doomed im telling you!!!

doomed by Fernando O. May 19, 2006

Doomed 

Doomed. to be irreversibly and completely fucked. to be fated to have life shit a massive pile of mammoth dung on you. destined to ruin and a bad end. to be doomed is to be condemned to to doom

Dillon is doomed. he will never succeed. he will fail and life will shit on him. all his shit will be fucked. failure is inevitable.
nothing will turn out right and ruin is his fate.

Doomed by diesirae314 November 2, 2011

doomed 

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

doomed by bTreezy October 25, 2006

DOOMED 

1. DOOMED

A term describing a multiplayer action game whereby your ENTIRE TEAM were destroyed, owned, pwned, or just utterly annihilated by the single clone clan member known as C8.DOOM-YZR. Being DOOMED is considered a great honor, as his bullets are of divine origin.

The term is often heard upon C8.DOOM-YZR's entrance into a multiplayer server through cries of, "OMG! WE'RE DOOMED!!"

or

by exclamations of "Great, we're DOOMED!", thusly heralding a mass exodus of players out of the server.

DOOMED by C82.Silverblue September 20, 2008

DOOMED 

SHOOKETH to the core.

I am DOOMED

DOOMED by gracegiffy January 20, 2023

Doomed 

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

Doomed by astank5 May 2, 2023

doomed love 

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.

I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess

doomed love by unicornlovee:) February 13, 2014