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That will be a future me problem 

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.
Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

Future Metal 

mix of various different sounds, such as:

double base drums, single base drums, shouts, clean vocals, digitally distorted vocals, bass, crunchguitar, synthesizer sounds, noise,.....
Don't look for melodies in Future Metal songs, you normally won't find them
Future Metal fan: Did you check out the new Fear Factory album?
metalhead: ew, computer generated elements
Techno fan: ew, Metal
Future Metal by theFIST May 13, 2010

future is meow 

The Future is Meow is a cat-centric riff on the "the future is now" as it pertains to being in the moment. It's the tagline for tarot readings at Cat Wisdom 101.com and their tarot for cat lovers events.
When planning your cat lovers to-do list, remember the future is meow.
future is meow by Boomermuse December 10, 2016

old messages found in the future 

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."
old messages found in the future

a message for the future 

I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler
you imagine life how it was, a message for the future
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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