Yourself at any point in the future.
"I am going to leave a six pack here for future me ." "I hide stashes of chocolate around my house for future me to find." "I hope future me is smart enough not to do that again!"
Not traveling in a straight line. Swerving back and forth.
My
arrow went
straight and hit the
target, but my girlfriend's arrow went all bowjiggedy and she missed the target altogether! Also: My
car is
tugging to the right, do you think one of the
tires is bowjiggedy?
A random person who suddenly attaches themselves to you or your group of friends.
He's a nice guy but kind of a glom on.
Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.
John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..
Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.
John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..
Fear I missed out.
"I decided not to go to the pre-Thanksgiving pub crawl, but then I woke up Thanksgiving day with intense FIMO."
Any version of yourself in the past.
"I found a twenty in my back pocket, thanks past me!" "I'm so glad past me took a cab here knowing I would be too drunk to drive home." "Good thing past me packed all these warm clothes!"