Future Technologies

The broad portfolio of life-altering innovations on our horizon, from the plausible to the speculative. This encompasses viable fusion reactors, general artificial intelligence, effective gene editing therapies, advanced robotics, brain-computer interfaces, and megascale engineering. Unlike Singularity tech, future technologies have theoretical roadmaps and active research; they're the things we see coming but haven't quite mastered. They promise (or threaten) to reshape society, work, and what it means to be human within the next 50-100 years.

Example: "My grandpa's 'future technology' was the microwave oven. Mine is the neural lace that lets me stream knowledge directly to my brain, though right now I mostly use it to memorize pizza menus and win at trivia night." Future Technologies

Future Technologies by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

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Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future

It's a theory (more like a fact) that the earth is flat. In a era where robots and AI are doing more and more jobs (including art unfortunately. As an artist, I'm pissed off at AI "Art") and are being automated, we need to tax the robots to have a $5,000 a month UBI (Universal Basic Income) each month for 60 months or 5 years, and bump up the cash for cans from 5 cents or 10 cents per can to like 25 cents to 50 cents per can and provide free gym memberships and free mealprep and free card for food and also a free bed every 3 years and a free couch every 1 year and Universal Basic Free Cheese. Adderall and Ritalin and Modafinil and Adipex and Dexedrine and Armodafinil or Wellbutrin legal for all and you buy it monthly or it's prescribed for ADHD free. Praise Jesus. And MDEA and EA for PTSD.

The future can be bright. $5,000 a month UBI and MDEA HCl (3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine HCl) and EA HCl (EthylAmphetamine HCl) and Propylhexedrine HCl and Methiopropamine HCl and Cyclopentamine HCl for PTSD and ADHD. Free American Cheese a huge block monthly. Money to buy Cheddar Cheese, Doritos, Cheetos, Chips and Dip, Chicken Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pumpkin Pies, Reese's chocolate and peanut butter, Hershey chocolate, free foods, and more. Praise Jesus. Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future.

Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future by HawaiianPunch1 April 28, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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