Futting

The act of doing nothing in particular but being totally awesome while doing so.

Hey man, what are you doing later?
I'm just futting at home right now, but you wanna do something later?

Futting by Robosaurus September 30, 2011

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

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SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

futzing 

Where I come from, the word Futzing meant puttering.

On a rainy day, I find myself futzing around the houe.

futzing by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005

Food fitting 

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

Food fitting by dudebizho November 6, 2009

fuxting 

1. More vulgar, ultimately better variant of the term "sexting".

2. Variant for the lame-ass word for sending nude pics via text message, which the media seems to think is so damn clever and catchy.

TGB: Haha, Chris just got busted for fuxting.

CH: Yeah, I heard he was sending pics of his girlfriend to all his buddies.

Someone: Wait, isn't that called "sexting"?

TGB: No. Shut up.

fuxting by Thunder God Ben April 17, 2009

flutting

when your pants (normally on a boy) are a little too short at the bottom, and your ankles and socks show.

+joe walks in with pants 5 inches too short+
Shaniqua: DAYYUUMM JOE BE FLUTTING!

flutting by soph-a-loaf January 2, 2009