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Where I come from, the word Futzing meant puttering.
On a rainy day, I find myself futzing around the houe.
futzing by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005
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messing around on a computer for longer than an hour organising folders in alphabetical order etc.
futzing by matt. L October 13, 2003
The act of looking incredibly busy, but not accomplishing diddly.
Man, Jeff is sure futzing around.
Futzing by 86Futzer January 25, 2011
Fucking around with something after it's most likley all ready tuned to what will be it's optimal performance level.
Will you quit futzing with the computer? You're going to break it.
futzing by Attila The Hun August 14, 2003

futzing around 

wasting time with tomfoolery and shinanigans, especially while at work.
Manager: Quit futzing around, for the love of GOD!!!
(While watching two idiots fling food at eachother and do anything but work while at work)
futzing around by kiki11 July 7, 2006

Futzing around 

"Kimberly so futzing around " said sam we have work to do.
Futzing around by Lily sandra February 1, 2019

Futzing around 

"Kimberly stop futzing around" said sam we have work to do
(Stop doing that your wasting our time)
Futzing around by Lily sandra February 1, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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