Fultonic 

When you binge drink for months straight on end then drunk dial your ex bf asking for your pegs back

"That bitty was retarded, she got all fultonic on me and asked for her reflectors back too"

Fultonic by Blumpkin Face February 27, 2007

Futonic 

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

Futonic by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011

Fultonite 

A female hailing from Fulton, MD that tends to know way too much about disney princesses, and have a tendency to sneak water bottles of cheap vodka to Reservoir and River Hill High Schools in their rip-off Walmart purses (not tips12)
Most of them are nice girls but some of them tend to be cuckoo flyys. However some of them are stuck up beehotches with nothing but money on their minds and boys in their... well nevermind. (Also not Tips 12)

You can look for fultonites in the back of the turkey farm, the back of any truck on lime kiln road, or passed out face down in the Dunkin Donuts or High's parking lots... or Khatta's house.

Fultonite by GMT July 29, 2008

Fultonism 

Terms or phrases that usually make no sense to people who don't know Mr. Fulton.

Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"

Fultonism by flounder7 April 14, 2009

Flutonica  

The flute/harmonica thing that those goat guys play.

That goat bastard played the shit out of that Flutonica .

Flutonica by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008

Fultoning

To overthink a fantasy football decision to the detriment of your team

"Oh god, he's dropped Calvert-Lewin for Wilson, he's fultoning again"

Fultoning by Mikeyoligy September 19, 2020