Fultonic
When you binge drink for months straight on end then drunk dial your ex bf asking for your pegs back
Fultonic by Blumpkin Face February 27, 2007
Futonic
A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.
Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
Futonic by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011
Fultonite
A female hailing from Fulton, MD that tends to know way too much about disney princesses, and have a tendency to sneak water bottles of cheap vodka to Reservoir and River Hill High Schools in their rip-off Walmart purses (not tips12)
Most of them are nice girls but some of them tend to be cuckoo flyys. However some of them are stuck up beehotches with nothing but money on their minds and boys in their... well nevermind. (Also not Tips 12)
Most of them are nice girls but some of them tend to be cuckoo flyys. However some of them are stuck up beehotches with nothing but money on their minds and boys in their... well nevermind. (Also not Tips 12)
You can look for fultonites in the back of the turkey farm, the back of any truck on lime kiln road, or passed out face down in the Dunkin Donuts or High's parking lots... or Khatta's house.
Fultonism
Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"
Flutonica
Flutonica by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008
Fultoning
Fultoning by Mikeyoligy September 19, 2020