A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.
Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
A female hailing from Fulton, MD that tends to know way too much about disney princesses, and have a tendency to sneak water bottles of cheap vodka to Reservoir and River Hill High Schools in their rip-off Walmart purses (not tips12)
Most of them are nice girls but some of them tend to be cuckoo flyys. However some of them are stuck up beehotches with nothing but money on their minds and boys in their... well nevermind. (Also not Tips 12)
You can look for fultonites in the back of the turkey farm, the back of any truck on lime kiln road, or passed out face down in the Dunkin Donuts or High's parking lots... or Khatta's house.
Terms or phrases that usually make no sense to people who don't know Mr. Fulton.
Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”