Futasexual

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When you are only attracted to only futa's (because lets be honest us guys just need that titty and dick at the same time) Fuck just dudes and females futa's are the way to go!

Billy: hey man i heard you fucked *insert female name* Is that true?
Mikoto: nah man she fucked me. She's a futa, I'm futa sexual i only like futas
Billy: O shit Boi you must have gotten your asshole torn up!

Futasexual: to only like/date/fuck futas

Futasexual by Bigdickmiko February 28, 2019

Words you can keep

fitsexual

Someone who is attracted to a healthy and fit person of the opposite sex/gender.

Jerry is dating Amanda from the gym, he must be a fitsexual!

fitsexual by Mr.sir1776 June 21, 2023

Related Words

Futasexual • fatsexual • fagasexual • Feasexuall • fitsexual • Fitzsexual • Fucksexual • fursexual • fantasexual • felasexual

Fleasexual

Someone who is Fleasexual only experiences sexual attraction to Fleas.

Margot is Fleasexual, she fell in love with a flea. The wedding is next week!

Fleasexual by The flea children October 9, 2023

yutasexual

Only being attracted to Nakamoto Yuta, who is member of kpop group Nct.

Person 1: Wanna be my bf/gf?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm yutasexual ...

yutasexual by luuluuart December 20, 2020

Fatsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to fat people

George is fatsexual

Fatsexual by All4Anne July 22, 2018

Fumosexual

People that love fumo

Citra : I love fumos.

Jeed : same, I'm fumosexual.
Neo : I relate.

Fumosexual by agisijeed April 7, 2021

fagasexual

A term of endearment for gay people. When you want to call them homosexual but feel a little fruity saying it yourself so you make it sound 'street'.

A man walks into a gay bar: "My oh my, isn't this a royally fagasexual establishment"

fagasexual by Forseti May 1, 2006

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026