Fucksexual
A person who is attracted to inanimate objects and will hump anything (not anyone) no matter what it is when they get the urge to.
Fucksexual by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016
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Fucksexual
Fucksexual by RAOIM July 18, 2021
Related Words
Fucksexual • fuck sex balls • ducksexual • ficsexual • fursexual • Fecesexual • Fictsexual • Flocksexual • flucusexual • forksexual
ducksexual
To be sexually attracted to ducks (fun fact: duck rhymes with fuck) ducksexual is often used as a joke between friends and on social media (this definition itself is a joke)
ducksexual by Shimmermoon01 May 30, 2016
Fictsexual
The sexuality of being attracted to fictional characters, people who play those characters, and occasionally to other fictsexuals or avid fans
Person 1: Why don't you go out with some real people instead of fantasizing about Harry Potter characters all day?
Person 2: I can't! I'm fictsexual.
Person 2: I can't! I'm fictsexual.
Fictsexual by SevLovesLily November 20, 2011
Fecesexual
Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)
"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
Fecesexual by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021
Futasexual
When you are only attracted to only futa's (because lets be honest us guys just need that titty and dick at the same time) Fuck just dudes and females futa's are the way to go!
Billy: hey man i heard you fucked *insert female name* Is that true?
Mikoto: nah man she fucked me. She's a futa, I'm futa sexual i only like futas
Billy: O shit Boi you must have gotten your asshole torn up!
Futasexual: to only like/date/fuck futas
Mikoto: nah man she fucked me. She's a futa, I'm futa sexual i only like futas
Billy: O shit Boi you must have gotten your asshole torn up!
Futasexual: to only like/date/fuck futas
Futasexual by Bigdickmiko February 28, 2019
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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