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fantasexual 

something or someone that provokes sexual or erotic fantasy
"She's fantasexual."
"That commercial was very fantasexual."
When she walked in, the fantasexual woman turned heads."
fantasexual by Victor Beazzo December 24, 2008
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Santasexual 

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.
Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.
Santasexual by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Futasexual 

When you are only attracted to only futa's (because lets be honest us guys just need that titty and dick at the same time) Fuck just dudes and females futa's are the way to go!
Billy: hey man i heard you fucked *insert female name* Is that true?
Mikoto: nah man she fucked me. She's a futa, I'm futa sexual i only like futas
Billy: O shit Boi you must have gotten your asshole torn up!

Futasexual: to only like/date/fuck futas
Futasexual by Bigdickmiko February 28, 2019
Attracted to fictional characters
MOM! I THINK I MIGHT BE FANSEXUAL!
Fansexual by Dr. Derptato March 22, 2015

Fatsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to fat people
George is fatsexual
Fatsexual by All4Anne July 22, 2018

Fartsexual 

Fartsexual is when you are sexually attracted to farts
Omg Lauren I cant you came out as fartsexual
Fartsexual by Fartsexeual December 22, 2019

fantaseal 

fantaseal

fan-tuh-seel
noun
an extreme belief in an imagined reality marked with obsessive compulsive behavior
"Her fantaseal , that the son of another woman, was her son, led to her kidnapping him, making claims that she is the mother, and engaging in repeated tactics to assert the fantaseal, as well as to keep the child and actual mother apart."
fantaseal by JawaBoo November 20, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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