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Furrnis • furnisexual • furniss • Furrish • furryism • furnish • furnished • furnishedbread • furnishphopia • furrcist
furnisexual
Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.
I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.
The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.
The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.
"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."
"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"
"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"
furnisexual by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004
Anti-Furrist
A person who hates furries. Everyone knows that furries are bitches. An Anti-Furrist would instantly burn a furry drawing on sight.
Anti-Furrist by Your Definitions December 16, 2020
furnishedbread
furnishedbread is a lovely twitter stan named sab, who now goes by scrumptious. she absolutely LOVES giraffes.
person one: “hey guys! i got a giraffe!”
person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”
person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”
person two: “phenomenal! what’d you name it?”
person one: “i named it scrumptious! after my favourite giraffe loving twitter stan, furnishedbread.”
furnishedbread by bilbystan May 3, 2021
Furnis
A dangerously sexy man.He is very funny and bound to make you laugh. Don't leave your female around this person for he will secure your girl. He is also good at everything he does, including sports and the game of females. He is also superior in bed!
"Furnis is dat nigga."
Furnis by TheHoesNumberOneDraftChoice December 25, 2016