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A mildly eccentric but amiable person, typically from North Carolina. Spends a lot of time indoors watching several screens at once. Usually a combination of video games, Doctor Who and Japanese porn. Owns several furry jackets and has occasionally been known to rescue injured turtles.
eg: See that guy over there in the furry jacket stroking that injured turtle?
He must be a Furches. LMAO
Furches by -Lehcar- August 21, 2011
Words you can keep

Funchester 

The Greatest place for UK Fans all over the world to watch Streams of UK games who can't watch them anywhere else.
funchester
Funchester by BWO72 December 2, 2009

fuchesedes 

it is meaning FUC exept it is used as exampled
BOJA: fuce u bichboi ur face is ugling in me all of the days let me wang my dic and putting any stuffs in my anus hole for sexy time

CHAN KONG-SANG SON OF SUN TAO II: what in the fuchesedes is being done here FUCQED u dickboi 27
fuchesedes by CHANKONGSANG July 8, 2012

Tiwaii Funchess 

African American contemporary artist born on June 14th 2006
Tiwaii Funchess by Oskar Nilsen December 27, 2020

dmb funches 

Hottest new upcoming rapper from Chicago with hits like “genie” & “what is love” currently goes to srsd
Hey bro dmb Funches is making waves with his new single
dmb funches by UPCOMING ARTIST November 19, 2019
When your just tuckin around and you feel saying something
FURCHS
"Say fuck"
"FURCHS"
"Milestuck duuuu"
furchs by milestuckduu May 25, 2009

furthestfur 

A stupid guy that only knows how to CAP
That guy leo is such a furthestfur
furthestfur by Raijinprime February 18, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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