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According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.
Do you want to meet for funch today?
by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.
The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.
by LAFF April 23, 2004
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To flip a pillow over to the cool side.
I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.
by valueslut February 27, 2003
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Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.
That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.
by PrincessCuddleBunny August 03, 2010
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Funching is the greatest thing ever and I´m sure you´ve done it: you´re in bed and you´re uncorfortable because your pillow is roasting due to your enormous hot noggin, so you flip it over to the cold side and enjoy!
yo, my head is fuckin hott, imma funch this bitch.
by cachador January 02, 2006
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