Fuqtard 

When you don’t have time to call someone fucking retarded, so you contract the two.

That fuqtard is the result of cold drippings on a hot rock.

Fuqtard by Fishfighter July 4, 2023

fŭqtard 

(n): An individual, incapable through diminished capacity, to hear conversational tones outside of his/her own voice's auditory frequencies, thereby inhibiting ability to learn, progress, or communicate effectively with/from others.

After repeating her initial stance on the matter, even though substantial evidence to the contrary was just provided, it was clear to see that Nancy P. was a fŭqtard.

fŭqtard by JWIrwin78 January 24, 2019

fuktard 

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011

fuktard 

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005

fuctard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

funtard 

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

funtard by Soapeh July 20, 2006

Fuktarded Assholian 

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

Fuktarded Assholian by Your Mom August 5, 2003