fudgetard 

Closely related to fucktard in etymology, but pertaining specifically to slow-thinking, nerdy doofuses with a specific sexual affinity, if you know what I mean...

Oh, look at that Millard over there, with his pencil case and portable chess set, what a fudgetard!

fudgetard by mysticpest May 14, 2005

fundietard 

A fundie who is also a retard, which happens to be the case with most fundies.

Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?

Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.

Alice: true.

fundietard by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009

Fuquetard

A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.

Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.

Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009

fadgetarian 

Similar to a vegetarian; except instead of only eating vegetables, fadgetarians only eat fadge.

Do you wanna come around to my place tonight for a BBQ?
No thanks, I'm a fadgetarian.

fadgetarian by Danielol August 3, 2007

fuggletard 

mofuggin ugly retard

That fuggletard with the microscopic penis and poop face won't shut the fuck up about fucking gay llamas fucking a leaf.

fuggletard by thefucks October 8, 2011

fudgearoo 

A rampant homosexual that bounces around [packing fudge]

strewth you fucking fudgearoo!!

fudgearoo by Gregory Biggs January 12, 2008

fugtard 

a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.

That bitch-a slaggy cunt who slept with a man knowing full well he had an std, is a fugtard.

fugtard by therarestgemofall,ruby December 19, 2007