fudgetard
Closely related to fucktard in etymology, but pertaining specifically to slow-thinking, nerdy doofuses with a specific sexual affinity, if you know what I mean...
fudgetard by mysticpest May 14, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
fundietard
Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?
Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.
Alice: true.
Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.
Alice: true.
fundietard by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009
Related Words
fudgetard • fugtard • fadgetarian • forgetard • Fucletard • Fudgeadoodle • fudgearoo • fudgearound • Fudgetaskic • FUDtard
Fuquetard
A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.
Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.
Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.
Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.
see also: Republican senators and congressmen.
see also: Republican senators and congressmen.
Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009
fadgetarian
fadgetarian by Danielol August 3, 2007
fuggletard
That fuggletard with the microscopic penis and poop face won't shut the fuck up about fucking gay llamas fucking a leaf.
fuggletard by thefucks October 8, 2011
fudgearoo
fudgearoo by Gregory Biggs January 12, 2008
fugtard
a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.
fugtard by therarestgemofall,ruby December 19, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026