mysticpest's definitions

daisychain

1. Porn-slang for a circular orgy, as in: George does Jane who tongues Bill's sack while he pumps Debra who's doing the tit-muffs on George's ears...

2. Any real-life situation reminding one of definition 1.

1. That daisychain we saw on Pimpn' Pumpin IV over at the Bijou was a cluster fuck like no other, I'll tell ya...

2. Oh ya, that's what's been holding up the traffic... I bet the jackass in the Volvo touched off this fuckin' daisychain!

by mysticpest April 23, 2005

Pacino

A storied actor whose best role may have been Tony Montana in Scarface, in which he played a Cuban exile gangster in Miami.

Tony Montana: "Say goobye to da ba guy"

by mysticpest May 3, 2005

fudgetard

Closely related to fucktard in etymology, but pertaining specifically to slow-thinking, nerdy doofuses with a specific sexual affinity, if you know what I mean...

Oh, look at that Millard over there, with his pencil case and portable chess set, what a fudgetard!

by mysticpest May 14, 2005